10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
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