10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom