10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.