10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is for loners.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom