10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant