10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)