10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.