10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.