10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)