10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is for loners.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.