10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.