10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant