10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"