10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.