10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers