10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier