10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "No river, no fish."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.