10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.