10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Welcome to kicker school
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen