10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "No river, no fish."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.