10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus