10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes