10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery