10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.