10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright