10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.