10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz