10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.