10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill