10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.