10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.