10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword