10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm