10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it