10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword