10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is for loners.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water