10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"