10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'