10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is for fat, American losers.