10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."