10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."