10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.