10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.