10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]