10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant