10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker