10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is for loners.