10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fish don't eat Nutz!