10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05