10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician